If you’ve never played an NES and are new to the Double Dragon franchise, as it was in the 8-bit era, then you have no reason to doubt that DD IV is the best one.… Read More Double Dragon IV, What Is It Good For?!
The most creative part of the game is the story: we play as a dude who must rescue a woman from some skinheads. If you know anything about the beat ’em up genre then you know I’m being sarcastic: it’s not an interesting plot.… Read More Vigilante & Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers – Dueling Beat ‘Em Ups
Seasoned fans of classic beat ‘em ups will enjoy Raging Justice for as long as their thumbs will allow them to. If you’re new to the genre than worry not, Raging Justice is a fine introduction to this style of gaming.… Read More Raging Justice Review
You could have been a contender. You could have been somebody.… Read More Punch Club Review
One Timers are quick hits. Their purpose are to serve those who don’t like reading anything longer than two minutes.… Read More One Timers – Donkey Kong, Booger Man
I don’t know much about The Tick. From what I can see he’s blue, he’s naked, and he has no penis. It’s not good when you can tell a game is garbage within the first two minutes of playing it. The game plops you on top of a bus, and a horde of enemies attack. You have to defeat many waves of them to complete the brief first level. Unfortunately, that beginning stage sums up the game.… Read More The Tick – A Beat’Em Up Retrospective
I was about five years old, and I remember watching him curse and get game overs and curse some more. Motherfucker was his favorite word in the entire dictionary－which ever dictionary that is. When I asked him if I can play he said, “in a minute, let me finish this level.” He didn’t finish the stage, instead he fell into a hole.